A LITTLE PETTY. A LOT TO SAY.WEBSITE PREVIEW
KEEP AUSTIN
PETTY

✳ INTERNET DRAMA. REAL-LIFE LAUGHS.

Small drama.
Big opinions.

A comedy podcast for the things you probably should let go. Join Alex and Holly as they put the internet’s pettiest behavior on the docket.

Petty? Maybe. Entertaining? We’ll plead guilty.

EXHIBIT AABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.
Original scrapbook illustration: a podcast microphone and headphones, taped notes, stars, and a stamp reading Keep Austin Petty.

01 / ON THE DOCKET

Good stories.
Questionable behavior.

A peek inside the story pile.
Sample cases from the planning packets.
No released episodes or audio yet.

SAMPLE CASE • THE DOCKET

One shared kitchen. One very unshared appliance. Where does a boundary end and a power trip begin?

SAMPLE CASE • THE VERDICT

A bartender assumes a customer won’t tip. The tab closes. The debate is just getting started.

SAMPLE CASE • PETTY OF THE WEEK

Noisy neighbors meet a very specific soundtrack. A peace offering, or the pettiest encore?

A NOTE FROM THE PETTY COURT

It’s not that
serious.
Until it is.

You know you have a story.

02 / THE SHOW

Pull up a seat.
We’re judging.

Internet pettiness. AITA dilemmas. The everyday disputes that become everyone’s business. Keep Austin Petty turns the small stuff into a very lively conversation.

01

The Docket

The story, the context, the receipts.

02

The Verdict

Different takes. One very petty debate.

03

Petty of the Week

A little recognition for a lot of effort.

03 / YOUR PARTNERS IN PETTINESS

Meet the
usual suspects.

Alex + Holly + a very full docket.
Host portraits and full bios are still to come.
For now, consider these reserved seats.

PORTRAIT TO COMEExhibit A(lex)
CO-HOST

Alex Pozzo

A seat at the petty court. The official introduction is coming soon.

PORTRAIT TO COMEHere for the receipts.
CO-HOST

Holly Gerber

The other side of the table. Full bio and favorite petty hill to follow.

FOR THE RECORD

Got something
to get off your chest?

Save your receipts. Listener confessions belong here.